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YEEEEHEEE!

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I'M RUNNING!
        I'M RUNNING!

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AAAHHH! WHOO...!

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[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

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OW! I'M NAKED!

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GIR! SIT STILL!

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I NEED QUIET
                TO REPAIR YOUR
                GUIDANCE SYSTEMS
                BOX.

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I DON'T NEED IT!

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I DON'T NEED IT!

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DONE.
THE FINEST IN IRKEN
GUIDANCE TECHNOLOGY

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AND I HAVE IMPROVED IT.

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WITH THESE UPGRADES,
GIR,

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THERE WILL BE NOTHING
THAT YOU CANNOT FIND,

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NO SITUATION THAT
YOU CANNOT GUIDE US OUT OF.

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BEEEEES!

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NOW, IF WE COULD JUST
WORK ON YOUR BEHAVIOR.

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AW, MY BEES.

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YOU NOW POSSESS
SUPERIOR GEOGRAPHIC
GUIDANCE ABILITIES, GIR.

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FINALLY.

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REPORT UPGRADE
STATUS.

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SIR, GUIDANCE CHIP
            IN PLACE AND FULLY
            FUNCTIONAL, SIR.

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DEMONSTRATE.
WHICH WAY IS--
THE SCHOOL?

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GOOD, GIR.

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NOW, SOMETHING TOUGHER.

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WHERE IS PLANET BLORCH?

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EXCELLENT.

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NOW, WHERE IS
OUR HOME PLANET IRK?

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PERFECT.

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OK, GIR, I THINK
A FIELD TEST IS IN ORDER.

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LET'S GO INTO
THE NEARBY CITY

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AND GET AS LOST
AS WE CAN.

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GIR, NO CHEATING.

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SHUT YOUR CHIP
OFF FIRST.

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DO WE HAVE TO GO
                RIGHT NOW?

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I WANNA WATCH
                THE SCARY MONKEY
                SHOW.

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THAT MONKEY.

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AS SOON AS
WE'RE LOST ENOUGH,

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YOU JUST USE THE CHIP
TO GUIDE US HOME.

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NOW, PUT YOUR
DISGUISE BACK ON.

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I HAVE DEVISED A NEW,

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EVEN MORE INSIDIOUSLY
CLEVER DISGUISE FOR MYSELF.

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BE ALERT, GIR.

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ON THIS PLANET,

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WE ARE SURROUNDED
        BY DANGER AND MADNESS!

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I LIKE MADNESS.

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[WOMAN SCREAMS]

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MADNESS!

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OK, I THINK I'VE HAD
MY FILL OF THESE
HORRIBLE

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STINK PEOPLE THINGS
FOR TODAY!

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SO ACTIVATE
YOUR GUIDANCE CHIP

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AND LEAD THE WAY
TO HOME.

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HA HA HA HA.

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NO. NO, GIR,
NOT IRK.

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I MEANT OUR HOME BASE
HERE ON EARTH.

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OH, HERE.

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OUR HOUSE, GIR!

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WHICH DIRECTION
IS OUR HOUSE?

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UM...THAT WAY.

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NO, WAIT.
                UM...

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IT'S OVER THERE.

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HOW COULD YOU
NOT KNOW?

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I JUST UPGRADED
YOUR GUIDANCE SYSTEM.

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OH, I LEFT THAT
            AT HOME.

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YOU LEFT WHAT AT HOME?

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THE GUIDEY
CHIPPY THINGY.

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YOU?

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

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TO MAKE ROOM FOR
                THE CUPCAKE.

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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?

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YOU'VE LEFT US STRANDED
IN THE MIDDLE

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OF THE ENEMY TERRITORY,

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SURROUNDED BY HUMANS!

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I CAN SEE THAT
YOU UNDERSTAND
YOUR MISTAKE, GIR,

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AND ME BEING ANGRY
WILL GET US
NO CLOSER TO HOME.

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I WILL JUST HAVE
TO USE MY INNATE

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INVADER SURVIVAL SKILLS
        TO GET US OUT OF HERE.

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SEE, GIR,
            THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST

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HAVE NOT PLACED
THEIR TRUST IN ME
            WITHOUT REASON.

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I MISS YOU, CUPCAKE.

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I WILL USE THESE PIECES
OF SCRAP METAL TO
FASHION A COMPASS,

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USING THIS PLANET'S
OWN MAGNETIC FIELD
AGAINST IT.

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NOW, WITNESS THE POWER
OF MY COMPASS.

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AW, IT LIKES ME.

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PERHAPS A COMPASS
IS NOT THE BEST TOOL
FOR THIS SITUATION.

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WHY DON'T WE ASK
        THE INFORMATION HUMANS
        FOR HELP?

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I WILL<i> NOT</i>
STOOP AS LOW AS TO ASK

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<i> THE HUMANS</i> FOR HELP.

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YOU SPEAK NONSENSE,
GIR.

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WE HELP OURSELVES.

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WHAT...ABOUT...THE... BUS?

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EXCELLENT, GIR!

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WE WILL USE ONE OF
THEIR OWN METHODS
OF TRANSPORTATION

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TO BEAT
THIS REVOLTING CITY.

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Bus driver:
        WHERE DO YOU THINK
        YOU'RE GOING?

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I GO HOME.
NOW MIND YOUR BUSINESS,
BUS-SLAVE.

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YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE
        WITHOUT BUS FARE.
        [COUGHS]

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FARE?

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THIS AIN'T A FREE RIDE,
        LITTLE MAN.

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YOU NEED MONEY.

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YOU EXPECT ME
        TO PAY TO BE ON
        THIS FILTHY MACHINE?

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HAVE YOU
        THE BRAIN WORMS?

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AAAHHH!

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FINE! I DON'T NEED
            YOUR BUS!

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I WILL USE THE POWER
    OF YOUR SUN TO FIND MY WAY.

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WEIRDO.

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ARE WE GONNA RIDE
            THE SUN HOME?

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NO, GIR!

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I CAN USE THE EARTH'S SUN
TO DETERMINE WHICH
DIRECTION IS WEST.

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THE EARTH'S SUN ALWAYS
SETS IN THE WEST.

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NOW, WATCH ME AMAZE YOU.

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HMM! MM-MM.

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MMMM.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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I'M BLIND!

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NO! NO NO!

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AH! AH! NO!

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THEY'VE BOOBY TRAPPED
    THEIR SUN SOMEHOW!

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A MINOR SETBACK,
GIR.

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WE'LL BE HOME
            IN NO TIME.

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I'LL JUST WAIT
            UNTIL THE SKIN GROWS
            BACK ON MY EYEBALLS.

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GIR!

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I CAN SEE.

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I CAN SEE!

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NOW WE CAN FIGURE OUT
        HOW TO ESCAPE THIS
        FILTHY PLACE.

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[MUMBLING]

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GET A JOB, YOU BUM!

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THAT'S IT!
        IF WE CAN FIND A JOB,

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WE CAN MAKE MONEY.

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WITH THIS MONEY,

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WE CAN RIDE THE BUS.

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I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU,
            CITY.

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YOU WON'T MAKE A FOOL
    OF THIS IRKEN INVADER!

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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Gir: I'M GONNA
            EAT A RAT!

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FINALLY,
            WE ARE HEADING HOME.

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[TRAFFIC SOUNDS]

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I SMELL DOOKIE.

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[COUGHING SOUNDS]

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EEK.

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I CANNOT STAY
    ON THIS BUS ANY LONGER!

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Woman: FREAK.

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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

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THIS PLACE IS JUST
BEGGING TO BE DESTROYED.

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WOO! I LIKE
                DESTROYING.

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GIR...I HAVE A PLAN.

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OCULAR IMPLANTS ARE
STANDARD INVADER ISSUE.

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FROM THE TOP
OF THAT BUILDING,

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MY<i> INCREDIBLE EYES</i>
SHOULD BE ABLE

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TO SPOT OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

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COME ON.

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'KAY.

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ICE CREAM!

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[GRUNTING]
        SOMEBODY BUY IT!

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ICE CREAM.
        I GOT ICE CREAM.

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[SIRENS]

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[CARS SCREECH]

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OH!

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IT'S HIM!

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HEY, THAT'S THE GUY!

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AND HE'S BACK FOR...

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MOOOOORE...!

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GET HIM!

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AAAHHH!

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[GIR GIGGLING]

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AAAHHH!

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OK, NOW, WHERE DO
            WE GO FROM HERE?

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THERE! THAT LOOKS
            ABOUT RIGHT.

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00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:15,514
NOW, GIR, USE YOUR
            JETS TO FLY US HOME.

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YES, SIR!

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AAAAAAHHHHH!

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[CAT MEOWS]

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WHAT HAPPENED?
HOW DID YOU RUN OUT
OF FUEL THAT QUICKLY?

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I EMPTIED IT OUT.

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EMPTIED IT? WHY?

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TO MAKE ROOM
            FOR THE TUNA.

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OK.

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HEY!

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[COUGHING]
                WHERE TO?

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YOU THINK
I WON'T BE READY.

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BUT YOU'RE WRONG,
PRESUMPTUOUS CAB-BEAST.

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I HAVE PREPARED MYSELF
FOR THIS MOMENT,

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AND IT HAS PAID OFF
IN FULL!

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00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,429
YOU SEE, THE INVADERS
LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES,

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HOWEVER RARE
THEY MAY BE.

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NOW, HUMAN,
TAKE ME TO--THAT WAY!

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AND QUICKLY.

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IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

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I'VE BEEN TRYING
        TO GO HOME!

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[MUSIC]

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BY
    U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
        AND NICKELODEON

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